Nitwits don't do anything. So have them say silly nonsensical quotes. It doesn't add anything to Minecraft, but neither do Nitwits. (But people love them!)
You go up to a Nitwit, attempt to interact, and instead of bringing up a Trading modal it instead brings up a popup that just has a silly gibberish quote in it.
Example:
"Cats, dogs, and babies, it's Tuesday!"
(found this on the internet)
It's silly. It's nonsense. It's gibberish. It makes you want to pause, shake your head, and say "You Nitwit."
yes.
It’s the little things that count
This would be a nice comedic touch
funny
never seen this villager ever
Yeah maybe just like 5 different quotes. And they could be translated to other languages.
Can anyone here come up with more silly and nonsensical things for Nitwits to say? I hope we manage to come up with stuff the devs will take fancy to...
definitely
This is an amazing idea. Also, for a dialogue idea:
"Well isn't that a nice potato."
The little thing at the end made me cringe but it gets my vote. It could also be splash texts and stuff.
Definitely.
"Diamonds are yummy"
just, yes.
I love the idea of random gibberish. It makes the Nitwit more likable which should be the point of his existence.
"Sigh... I do all the work around here."
"Where's your nose?"
"They say the world is square. I think it's round."
"I know how to stack 100 items... uh, oh wait, I forgot..."
But I think more can be done here besides gibberish. On rare occasions, imagine you talk to him, but instead he just sneezes in your face and you get a free slime from it.
Another thing that would be funny to see is the Nitwit sleeping standing up with Zzz of his head or pretending to be a Zombie Villager when a real Zombie/Villager is near. The real zombies actually ignore him believing he's one of them.
Yea, this would be pretty funny
He should have an easter egg where if he is near other villagers and you try and trade with him, he says, "Oh, uh trading? Sorry, can't do that with you right now, I need to trade with this <insert other villager's profession here>. Bye!"
It would be like a more noticeable splash text (The yellow text on the menu), I love this Idea!
"Ah, disgusting! A zombie! Oh wait... it's just you, I was hoping to finish trading with that green fellow over there."
Probably too long... I got carried away.
The most needed feature in Minecraft.
and if a nitwit is in front of a villager when they are struck by lightning the nitwit could say your a witch (insert randomly generated name here) as a harry potter reference