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Nitwit Dialog

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    Robotics5 commented
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    Maybe it should be the splash text on the title screen

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    That will be hillarious

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    dklebedev commented
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    No being speaks in Minecraft and it should stay that way.

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    Yes

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    ShawnRiley09 commented
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    This needs to be added 100%.

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    Great idea! I voted. "pssst... 64 emeralds for one dead bush, you can't miss these marvelous trades!" Saw this farther down, moving it up it’s great.

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    Few ideas for weird phrases:
    “Shhh.. you’re only allowed to meow on Wednesdays”
    “Cocoa beans aren't real you silly little girl”
    “Polar bears fit in furnaces, I know from experience”
    “Look at my parrot, I named him cookie dough”
    “Moooooooooo”
    “Creeper, aww man”
    “How does my hair look?”
    “I don’t mean to be rude but chickens smell of green dye”
    Some stuff like that :)

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    samgsxbox commented
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    That would make me laugh

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    Minecraft need more humer I like this idea if i ever saw this in game i think it would make me laugh cool idea and they should also wear silly clothes and have wacky hair

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    Nope Dot commented
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    think of the lore-hiding possibilities!

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    Hello,

     

    This is Mark Abernathy.  Creator of the post.  I'm not able to log into my original account for the time being, but I wanted to come on and thank people for the votes!

    I think this is still a cute idea.  Perhaps the Nitwit charges you.  An emerald, or an iron ingot ... just for the pleasure of hearing the nonsense.

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    this is a nice idea, its a nice little detail that would make villages feel a tiny bit more alive

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    Zach Damey commented
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    They should quote spash texts. 

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    BlueBeast2110 commented
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    Maybe make it say a random splash text from the main menu

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    That's clever, it could be like the front page of Minecraft. In fact they could say, "Sometimes I feel like my whole life is just some clever programming designed by Swedish coders."

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    yes, totally, absolutely

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    a a commented
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    "I heard that <Insert random mob> live(s) in <insert random biome>

     

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    FragQuest commented
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    I Would Love to see this in game, So you have my vote!

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    I'm loving some of the ideas for quotes I'm seeing here...  Let's keep this crazy train rolling!

    Oh, and you're welcome @Mark Abernathy a.k.a. @SargeAbernathy, I'm glad to be of service!  By the way, what do you think of all the quotes we've managed to come up with?

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    Monkeyman0490 commented
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    i think villagers shouldnt talk, theyre native people, they dont speak your language, maybe they say things in their own language, 

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    Toda a aldeia que chego sempre encontro o aldeão verde andando nas ruas da aldeia e as vezes dormindo de dia em alguma casa da aldeia e a noite ele fica andando nas ruas da  aldeia.

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    This would be a great way to add more Easter Eggs and references into the game, instead of through advancements/achievements and splash text.

    100% support this idea,

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    Froggynoch commented
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    Nitwit dialog ideas:

    "Sweet fiber!"

    "And they ride wild boars!"

    “That certainly is a thin stream of smoke to be emerging from such a large, girthy chimney”

    "My eyes are down here"

    "Potluck asked me to wake you"

    “The gopher jerky?”

    “What in the devil’s dangling donghorn is a lampy-gampy lunch-loaf?”

     

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    Maybe they could say some of the nonsense stuff that I say in my head like ¨32 is 7!¨

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    "who needs a job when you can be a nitwit"

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    This would be great! Maybe some of their quotes could be splash texts but still have new things to say. Maybe Mojang could host a competition every once in a while where people can submit different little quotes and the top voted would be added, but that may be a little too much for just a small little detail. Also it would be the absolute best thing of element animations voiced them!

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    Reynaldo Spencer commented
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    I had an Idea of how we can revamp Nitwits Revolving around this, the reason I want a special revamp to nitwits Is not only because It would be Ironic, but also rather Interesting for Nitwits to be actually "useful" to the player while not doing anything:

    we can have a chat bubble over the Nitwits, which also gives us quests. when you see a Nitwit with a floating paper over their head, talk to them and they'll hilariously ask you to do something, you'll also be rewarded with simple things like iron nuggets and sticks, and when a Nitwit Is not In need of anything, he'll just spout out nuisance. this can also represent new quest mobs that appear, I'll give two examples quests and three examples of dialogue:

     

    "Hey, so I heard that some skeletons have spooky blue glowing eyes... Yikes! and I heard one was coming according to some pillager spy before we had to hide In a raid.. I'm scared, can you please save Us?" (the quest asks you to take down a new Mini-boss skeleton that summons bones, perhaps a "bonemancer" or something)

    "Oh no, Oh no! I lost my pet cat, What will I do... a zombie ate her and now I'm lonely for life! nooooo!!" (quest: get the nitwit a new pet cat)

    "I saw a circle once, It's called the sun."

    "Do the villager shake! ba da, dadadadada, ba da, dadadadada!"

    "The crows, the crows, run for your lives! they'll take your hats and use them as nests! they'll even eat your shoes!"

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    Burger Eater commented
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    more quotes

    He only says this when you are wearing iron

    "I like iron, It tastes good..."

    Maybe some of them could be slightly interesting as well...

    "What ever happened to the killer rabbit?"    "there was this pig guy and he stabbed me..."

    and then there is this one...

    "I found this guy with a blue robe and he shot me..."

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    TripleG8782 commented
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    I'm willing to bet proper speech is conflicting with the lore, so how about distorted hmmms.

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    I find dirt makes good houses

     

     

    Another suggestion