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Nitwit Dialog

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    YES PLS !

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    I have a few more quote ideas:

    "Excuse me, I can't seem to think of a good respunse..."

    "What does the fox say?  Sorry... couldn't resist..."

    "What's wrong with me wanting to see a sand witch eating a sandwich?"

    "What do you name a city full of llamas?  Llamaguchi!"

    "What?  Aren't big noses made for butting into other people's business?"

    "Is it me, or do you think you could use a laugh?"

    "Do you know of the Arch-Illager?  During the raid, I overheard one of the illagers say that he lives in another realm with different rules...  I wish we knew the secret of how to get rid of him once and for all..." (This is only ever an option while you have the Hero of the Village status effect)

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    Robotics5 commented
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    Maybe it should be the splash text on the title screen

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    That will be hillarious

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    dklebedev commented
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    No being speaks in Minecraft and it should stay that way.

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    Yes

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    ShawnRiley09 commented
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    This needs to be added 100%.

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    Great idea! I voted. "pssst... 64 emeralds for one dead bush, you can't miss these marvelous trades!" Saw this farther down, moving it up it’s great.

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    Few ideas for weird phrases:
    “Shhh.. you’re only allowed to meow on Wednesdays”
    “Cocoa beans aren't real you silly little girl”
    “Polar bears fit in furnaces, I know from experience”
    “Look at my parrot, I named him cookie dough”
    “Moooooooooo”
    “Creeper, aww man”
    “How does my hair look?”
    “I don’t mean to be rude but chickens smell of green dye”
    Some stuff like that :)

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    samgsxbox commented
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    That would make me laugh

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    Minecraft need more humer I like this idea if i ever saw this in game i think it would make me laugh cool idea and they should also wear silly clothes and have wacky hair

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    Nope Dot commented
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    think of the lore-hiding possibilities!

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    Hello,

     

    This is Mark Abernathy.  Creator of the post.  I'm not able to log into my original account for the time being, but I wanted to come on and thank people for the votes!

    I think this is still a cute idea.  Perhaps the Nitwit charges you.  An emerald, or an iron ingot ... just for the pleasure of hearing the nonsense.

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    this is a nice idea, its a nice little detail that would make villages feel a tiny bit more alive

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    Zach Damey commented
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    They should quote spash texts. 

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    BlueBeast2110 commented
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    Maybe make it say a random splash text from the main menu

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    That's clever, it could be like the front page of Minecraft. In fact they could say, "Sometimes I feel like my whole life is just some clever programming designed by Swedish coders."

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    yes, totally, absolutely

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    Here's some dialog.

    "I can't shake my head, I'm switching to Java." <Bedrock Exclusive

    "I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy ho knows me. But my name's bob."

    "I wonder if I can switch to a Steve skin"

    "My phone's dead, I'm playing my PS4"<Bedrock Exclusive

    "I am your Padre"

    "They say I have nothing in my inventory. What would you give me for an air block?"

    "Party all night"

    "Emerald's overrated. Us nitwits use dirt."

    "Go away. You're using my oxygen."

    "You want a potion of block-breathing?"

    "Name me Jeb. I want to change color."

    "Do not name me Dinnerbone."

    "Ummm...."

    "What are You doing here? This is an NPC village"

    "Another day, another player."

    "Oh. It's you again."

    "When's the next update?"

    "Have you seen a villager with green robes?"

    "Why do players have such big noses?"

    "I'm going to a new server for vacation."

    "Write this down."

    "You can't stop me!"

    "Hurm"

    "dgjgkb"

    "You expect me to say 'hur' don't you?"

    "I can speak enderman backwards."

    "hahahah."

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    a a commented
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    "I heard that <Insert random mob> live(s) in <insert random biome>

     

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    FragQuest commented
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    I Would Love to see this in game, So you have my vote!

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    I'm loving some of the ideas for quotes I'm seeing here...  Let's keep this crazy train rolling!

    Oh, and you're welcome @Mark Abernathy a.k.a. @SargeAbernathy, I'm glad to be of service!  By the way, what do you think of all the quotes we've managed to come up with?

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    Monkeyman0490 commented
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    i think villagers shouldnt talk, theyre native people, they dont speak your language, maybe they say things in their own language, 

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    Toda a aldeia que chego sempre encontro o aldeão verde andando nas ruas da aldeia e as vezes dormindo de dia em alguma casa da aldeia e a noite ele fica andando nas ruas da  aldeia.

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    This would be a great way to add more Easter Eggs and references into the game, instead of through advancements/achievements and splash text.

    100% support this idea,