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Nitwit Dialog

Nitwits don't do anything.  So have them say silly nonsensical quotes.  It doesn't add anything to Minecraft, but neither do Nitwits.  (But people love them!)

You go up to a Nitwit, attempt to interact, and instead of bringing up a Trading modal it instead brings up a popup that just has a silly gibberish quote in it.

 

Example:

"Cats, dogs, and babies, it's Tuesday!"

(found this on the internet)

 

It's silly.  It's nonsense.  It's gibberish.  It makes you want to pause, shake your head, and say "You Nitwit."

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• July 19, 2018 00:14
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  • June 20, 2024 16:11
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  YES  

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  • November 15, 2025 09:35
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  I have better idea for Nitwits as well. Just search the title, "NITWIT VILLAGERS REVAMP AS CONSUMERS WHO BUY EVERYTHING FROM PLAYER"

  We all know that Nitwit is a jobless villager, but at least they will fit on a type of villager who spent money for their needs and wants.

  They are the embodiment of people that benefits from financial supports of their parents or partners. Or maybe they are royal blood who ruled the village etc...

  I mentioned on my suggestions about their levels, Level 1 as Commoner Nitwit; Level 2 as Middle Class Nitwit; Level 3 as Elite Nitwit and; Level 4 as Royal Blood Nitwit.

  Each level has different demands. I call it demands since they only buy goods and items, they do not sell anything to call them traders, rather they are called CONSUMERS.
  Level 1 can buy common goods such as cooked foods etc... Level 3 can buy poisonous potato, we all know Elites has some fishy stuff.
  Blah, blah blah up to Level 4 Royal Blood that buys luxurious items such as rare mobs in a bucket, used netherite armors and weapons etc...

  Kindly VOTE my idea, just search the Title I mentioned above.
  See it for yourself, all are mentioned clearly and in order.

  Luv lots!

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  • February 21, 2026 10:28
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  This is a great idea. I have some of my own fun dialog suggestions:

  Wait, why am I able to talk?

  If you’re so smart then why can I talk?

  It’s bigger than a bat but smaller than a bee!

  Yuck, spiders. They have one too many tentacles!

  I think I’m a parrot!

  Sorry I can’t trade with you but my hands are tied!

  I sang on the April Fools update!

  When there’s a Wither, there’s a way!

  Don’t call me a Nitwit, I’m not the one wearing a book as a hat!

  The farmer is stuck in the composter again!

  Golly Gosh! It’s a Golem!

  You ring the bell, I quiver inside my house!

  I don’t have anything useful unless you want to celebrate the new year with me!

  I’ve got a trick up my sleeve but I can’t show you ‘cause my hands are stuck!

  Do you hear the ambient music too?

  Dummm da daa dummm. I love that one!

  I’d climb the mountain if you make a path for me… maybe!

  I’ve just noticed that there’s a long rectangle on my face!

  I need some magma, it will turn my pool into a hot tub!

  Aah, Snake! Wait, what’s a snake?

  I hope you found my pet potato Leslie!

  Wait! Where are we now?

  Can you help me? I can’t find my pets, Jean and Simmons!

  I overslept again!

  I had a dream about mushroom stew eating you last night!

  Where did all the clusters of doors go?

  I will only float on my head if you call me Dinnerbone!

  Sorry about my appearance but I can’t change it ‘cause my hands stay up my sleeves!

  I think I mislaid my hands!

  I hope you enjoyed them!