I have spent the past 16 hours preparing a massive pumpkin pie production facility in survival and am having regrets.
First, I ventured deep into a nearby jungle and, having recently finished the Netflix show "Narcos", decided to make this particular jungle my Colombia, my pompous pumpkin pie paradise. I spend day and night thwarting the monsters so that I may clear the overgrown jungle floor and plant the seeds of my operation into the fertile ground below. I contemplated upon the space how I might distribute my luscious farms of sugarcane and pumpkin to bring balance and have perfectly even amounts of either resource at any moment.
But alas, once I sought so reap the rewards of my efforts, and put the first taste of my own pie upon my tongue, I realized my mistake. At a glance, what a wonderful food I've blessed myself with! Satiating my appetite with such prowess as even steak - a full four drumsticks regained! But my joy felt a damper nigh. This high was temporary, so temporary. My wondrous pie that I had bled for, that I sweated for and cried for, turned to dust in my stomach and was only capable of repairing a measly two and a half of my life points.
I shudder to think of that experience even now.
All I ask is that my time was not spent in vain - surely, I think to myself, patch 1.16.2 must be the sun coming up on the horizon to drive away this nightmare, and save me from this torturous existence where pumpkin pie is cast aside as unworthy of our love.
Plz buff the pie
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