May 17th, 2009, the day Minecraft graced the world with its release. It has been nearly a decade since this monumental occasion, however the endeavor that began all those years ago still lies unfinished. Minecraft is missing one element so crucial, so indispensable, that to say it is a complete game in its current form is akin to saying that the sky is green or that the Earth is flat. Minecraft is missing biscuits. For ten arduous years my people and I have waited patiently for the implementation of biscuits into our beloved game. How much longer shall we be made to suffer? Please, do the right thing: add biscuits to Minecraft. Doing so will not be difficult. It should be relatively simple compared the technical wonders you have added in the past. For years, I have speculated as to the what the nature of biscuits in Minecraft would be. I have come to the conclusion that biscuits should be crafted using two wheat in a vertical column. This simple addition would change Minecraft in an unfathomable manner, Minecraft's very foundation would be changed from the ground up, for the better. Please... my people and I beg of you. Put the ceaseless suffering of the biscuit devotees to an end. Long live Minecraft and long live Mojang!
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