5 funny achievement

Here are some achievements that will make Minecraft much better. First, if a player takes damage from a creeper explosion, the achievement "Is this a happy creeper?" will appear. This achievement works whether the player takes damage or dies.
The second achievement, when a player takes damage from an elytra, the achievement "Be a good pilot" will appear. If a player with an elytra is within 5-10 blocks of another player, the achievement "Is this a bird?", "Is this a plane?", "No, this is a flying player!" will appear.
If someone is within 2000 blocks of their dog, they get the achievement "Will it come back?". Some players leave their dogs in random places and I am one of them (:
If a player gets a poisoned potato, they get the achievement "Just a regular potato".