Fun effects for Useless potions

I think the useless potions should have fun but still useless effects. When drinking an awkward potion you do a shivering animation when you walk (get it because its awkward hardy har har). Drinking a thick potion take a long time with long and loud sips. Drinking a mundane potion will still do nothing because its "mundane". These changes will hopefully be fun in multiplayer and give some sort of value to them.