Add a "military" language to MC Java

I thought of this because it's veterans Day and I am a HUGE Minecraft fanatic, so eventually that's what I came to. I would just love it if mojang actually added this "military language" ( English, obviously). Some examples would be: back to game=resume fire, options=give orders, on/off=yes sir/no sir, render distance is 'within sight of target", whilst simulation distance is "within firing range", max frame rate is "fastest reload speed", and perhaps each tier of armor/tools could be actual military ranks, from wooden tools being "private ranked" to netherite being "general ranked".