Dirt Dimension and Infection

There is a dirt dimension where there will be a dirt equivalent of every structure found in Minecraft. These will spawn in the overworld as well.  There is a dirt infection in every dimension. 

There is also a dirt equivalent of every mob. Dirt armour, dirt tools, dirt enchantments, a dirt equivalent of every item in Minecraft. End dirt, that will spread in the end. Dirt fire, of course. The dirt dimension will be what the overworld will look like when it has been fully infected with dirt. 

The dirt will turn you to the dirt-side. 

And Adds a dirt music disc called 'the dir t infection'.  Here's what the disc will play: 'The dirt will gain every mob and dirt, so get the dirt cure quick before the dirt turns you to the dirt side.".  

When your player has been infected, your player will say 'Dirt' every time you chat- i.e. all words will be replaced with the word 'dirt'. 

List of dirt mobs to be added: Dirt kiwi, dirt seagull, dirt manatee, dirt penguin, Dirt Geese, dirt ducks. 

Dirt potion effects: one that slowly turns your body to dirt. To cure: 1 amethyst, 1 dirt block, 1 netherack, 1 end-dirt, craft in table, with bottle in middle. Save yourself or your world. (or just make a 2nd cure). In 5 real-life hours the dirt effect in Minecraft will fully turn you to dirt. While infected, wherever you walk will become infected. The game will force you to hit any mob you see, and any hit mob will turn into its dirt equivalent. 

Don't forget the dirt equivalent of all illegal blocks.