New Fishing Catches

Hello! I like to fish in Minecraft, and I like punny achievements. For you I'm sharing my best ideas for an updated fishing loot table.

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• "Well well whale!" hook a fully grown fish and reel it out of water. 
• "Nautical Nonsense!" reel in a Nautilus
• "Is this a Swordfish?" - catch any unenchanted sword
• "Look there, a Spearfish!" catch a spear
• "A smiley snack" - catch a gold nugget
• "Walleye didn't vote for you!" - catch an enchanted sword
• "Ma petit chou-fleur!" - catch a bucket, preferably with something in it
• "Turtle Power!" - catch a turtle scute.
• "A Lode of Treasure!" - catch a lodestone compass