Dispensers should teleport themselves when firing Ender Pearls

After the recent changes to Ender Pearls that allow them to load chunks, the community realized that feature is not reliable because pearls disappear when players die.

I propose a solution to this that uses existing game mechanics and that would have major impacts in the game: Dispensers should be able to fire Ender Pearls which teleport themselves. Yes, the Dispenser block should teleport, with all of its contents. Visually, it would be similar to how Shulkers teleport.

Not only would this allow for reliable vanilla chunk loaders, it would be huge for item transportation. Items could be transported in bulk, across long distances, without the need for laggy water streams full of items. It would also allow for long distance item transportation across unloaded chunks.

This only uses existing game mechanics and logic, is very simple to implement and enables very creative uses of ender pearls.