Soap and soapstone- not what you think

When I say soap, you probably think I'm going to follow up with something like that if you don't use it, the warden will smell you or you'll die or something. Nope! With the addition of soapstone, you could have extreme no-friction like ice, new decoration with soapstone, and a form of invisibility. To make soap, you can craft cooked meat into some kind of lard, and salt. With salt, there's 5 options. 1. Some kind of villager trades it with you. 2. Basalt. Probably not going to work. 3. Mine it in a new fossil in the desert. 4. Mine soapstone, a new type of ore kind of like Blackstone in appearance. 5. Forget the salt and just use lard and some other semirare thing. Anyway, it can be crafted into a bar of soap or soapstone if that's not an ore. With the soapstone, it has slabs, stairs, smooth blocks, etc. The bar of soap can be used on water or soapstone can be under where water flows, making it soapy water. Soapy water has reduced friction like ice, but much more. The bar of soap can also be used to create a bubble effect on nearby mobs and players for 10 seconds, affecting mobs like a mob head and players see a lot of bubbles, but they're still able to see a few things through the bubbles as well as those black outlines.