The splash text "Doesn't avoid double negatives!" was a missed opportunity

Mojang, there is currently a pressing issue which renders the game unplayable. There is currently a splash text which reads "Doesn't avoid double negatives!", that, itself, is not a double negative. This has made me question Mojang's moral principles as they seem unable to deliver on their promises. Please fix this issue with my suggested correction; "Doesn't never avoid double negatives", which maintains the current meaning while framing Mojang as honest and accountable. 

Thank you.