Able to pay money ($10) to get rid of any marketplace advertising

Every time I open Minecraft, my time and mind are wasted by laggy, poorly coded marketplace advertisements. Minecraft has to make money, and I understand the marketplace fulfils that role. However, I will never buy anything on it. So it's in both our best interests for a one-time option where I buy money (say 10$) to remove any marketplace advertisements either in my menus, in the opening screens, or in my skins (etc.). This would be a win for me (I get to see less stuff I dislike), and a win for Minecraft (you get $10).

Many digital entertainment services offer this approach: paying for the removal of adverts, so this is a tried and tested strategy.