More Efe Merch (And the other defaults too, I guess.)

I need it.
I love Efe. I am Efe's number 1 fan. I have a fanfiction in the making about Efe. I love Efe. My life would be terrible if not for Efe. I need more Efe merch.
It is absolutely criminal that Efe (and, by extension, the other default skins) do not have much merch or external content about them. I know certain reasons why they're only really used in promotion, but if there was merch of all of them, I'd buy it ASAP. Please. Heed me.