Alright. Piglins announced, community freaking out, Mojang rushing to give zombie pigmen floppy ears before anyone notices, ah! The nether update! Minecraft’s way of making up for all those times I had to rebuild my house after trying to take an inter-dimensional nap! But what screams NEW MINECRAFT UPDATE more than anything else?
Text-to-speech software cranked up to the max?
Yes! But also... a new enchantment!
Introducing... Scourge of Swine! A little bit like Bane of Arthropods, but instead of doing extra damage to bugs and slowing them down, it does extra damage to pig related mobs and gives them a few seconds of blindness!
This update would be especially useful if you accidentally violate the piglin dress code of PURE GOLD and walk into the nether wearing nothing but full enchanted diamond. This enchantment would effect piglins, hoglins, zombie pigme- er... ZOMBIFIED PIGLINS, and, of course, normal pigs! Also creepers, because we can’t pass up THAT kind of opportunity.
Please add this in the upcoming Nether Update alongside the Nether’s new hammy inhabitants! Or maybe sooner. The neighborhood creepers have decided that my house doesn’t have nearly enough holes. And I just finished rebuilding after the whole bed thing...
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