Foxes should be able to steal your items when you wake them up.

Foxes are depicted as sly and clever in many folk tales and children's media, so why not add some sly behaviors to Minecraft? When you wake foxes up within 3 blocks, it can steal what you're holding as a 60% chance. If you hold a weapon, the fox will also wake up, because they are clever enough to know what's going on. Of course, it'll also steal the weapon by 60%.
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