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Nitwit Dialog

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    "I hate green, that's why I wear it" "I'm smarter than a... ...thing that's smart" "[PLAYER NAME] go home! You're not supposed to be talking to me"

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    Another idea for the pop culture thing- "I finally have seven emeralds! I can go super!" ~throws emeralds up in the air but they land on his head~  "WHAT? THEY DON'T WORK! Here, you can have them." and then you get seven free emeralds! 

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    Maybe have the Nitwit tell jokes that make no sense, but audience laughter plays after the punch line.

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    sometimes they could speak enchanting table

     

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    Maybe unemployed villagers should complain about not having a job. Here's an example I thought of: "*Sigh*, why won't anyone build a place where I can work."

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    This idea is nonsense. But I like it!

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    No , removing them would be a better idea

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    There are many tiny features in Minecraft that make it what it is. This would top them all. I think I speak for most people when I say, "YES PLEASE!"

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    Love this! I especially love how one of the commenters wanted to add a Minecraft Dungeons reference. How about when there is a Zombie Siege, they say: 

    "Bad day to play Left 4 Dead." 

    Honestly, I prefer a raid" 

    " Just because I am green does not mean I am a zombie." 

    9The last one is only an option if a player attacks them.

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    Also, I want to add: 

    "Got any sugar? It is for my creeper."  This one is a refrence to Orepros' Minecraft animations

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    how about they say a random splash text, from the game's files

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    This would be hilarious. And if the idea of literal dialogue is too much, they should at least make dumb-sounding noises like "hurr durr" or something

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    100th follow on this vote :D

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    Really describes "nitwit" 

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    As much as I absolutely love this idea, the fact that nitwits could speak instead of just "hrmmm" their ways into a conversation doesn't feel quite right... I agree that nitwits should have some kind of upgrade, maybe they could just do some silly stuff, because let's face it, everyone of us loves nitwits, but speaking? Idk in my opinion it doesn't fit...

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    Ideas:

    "This is an Ex-Parrot"

    "I am here to give you advice on what to do next. It is recommended that you talk with me anytime you get stuck." 

    "Lemony"

    "I strive to nit the wit out of myself"

    "I do not like what is in front of me until I turn around"

    "A penny for my thoughts"

    "This text is so infinite it says: "This text is so infinite it says: "This text is so infinite it says: "This text is so infinite it says: "This text is so infinite it says: "This text is so infinite it says: "This text is so infinite it says: "This text is so infinite it says: "This text is so infinite it says: ..."

     

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    It could pop up like splash text above their heads. Nitwit suggestions:

     "36 plus 25 equals -76!"

     " i am an expert in the art of the Nitwit. "

     "I once ate a poisonous potato... It tastes worse than that time i ate  an iron golem! (I know from experience!"

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    Nitwit dialogue idea: How many emeralds for that poisonous potato ya got?

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    I have two nitwits in my artificial village. Though they don't talk, but I like them already. With this change? Perhaps I will like them more.
    Perhaps this could help:
    When you name a nitwit "Shakespeare", their quotes will change too to be more elegant and poetic, like William Shakespeare (duh). This can be an interesting hidden feature I'd like to see in game

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    Genius. Maybe if you try talking to them like 25 times it unlocks an advancement: "You Nitwit"

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    No. This is inconsistent with Minecraft. If the nitwit can talk, then what about other villagers? Pillagers? It doesn't fit at all with the villager design. There isn't any dialog in minecraft apart from the end poem, unless you want to count the garbled greetings of endermen. However, it would be interesting for the nitwit to make a noise when you interact with him.